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You Suck – A Love Story Book Review
You Suck: A Love Story tells the classic tale of two vampires in love, but it’s not your average vampire tale. Grocery store night-clerk, Thomas C. Flood wakes up to find himself turned into a vampire by his girlfriend, Jody. Though he’s more than a little mad about his transformation, the two decide to make it work. First on their list of things to do, besides experimenting with their new powers and abilities, is finding a minion. They find one in Abby Normal, a goth teen who worships their kind. All seems to be going well, until the vamp who turned Jody comes after them, and Flood’s coworkers (a group of anti-vampires called The Animals) find out he’s a vampire. Then there’s the blue prostitute named Blue who wants them all dead.
Critics at The Onion call author Christopher Moore, “The thinking man’s Dave Barry or the impatient man’s Tom Robbins.” Fans of comical fantasies will love this book!
I love how witty and clever the writing is in this novel, yet it’s modern and easy to follow. It has a writing style and themes that are accessible to any thinking reader. I also like how Moore works within the vampire mythologies, creating a few new ones and dispelling some classics. For instance, victims turn to dust after they are drained of blood, and vampires cannot ingest anything but blood. These changes held my interest as I wanted to know how these vampires interacted with each other and the rest of the world.
There is nothing I disliked about this novel. It was truly entertaining and clever!
I have to find more of Christopher Moore’s novels. I had heard somewhere that You Suck: A Love Story wasn’t his best work, so I thought it would be a good one to start with. Now I’m wondering how fantastic his other works are if this is considered not as good. I’ll definitely be finding more of his work to read!
Christopher Moore is known for his comical takes on classic myths and characters. In this novel, he takes a new twist on vampires. In others, he examines Death (the classic grim reaper) and even Jesus. I’m sure a few could take offense to his writing, so it would be wise to research a bit before reader and to keep an open mind.
You Suck: A Love Story has everything you could want in a book – it’s funny and smart and very entertaining.
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The Vampire Diaries: The Fury and Dark Reunion
Elena: transformed, the golden girl has become what she once feared and desired. Stefan: tormented by losing Elena, he’s determined to end his feud with Damon once and for all—whatever the cost. But slowly he begins to realize that his brother is not his only enemy. Damon: at last, he possesses Elena. But will his thirst for revenge against Stefan poison his triumph? Or can they come together to face one final battle? Collected here in one edition are the third and fourth volumes of The Vampire Diaries, a riveting conclusion to the tale of two vampire brothers and the beautiful girl torn between them.
About the Author
L. J. Smith has written more than two dozen books for children and young a (more…)
The Vampire Diaries: The Return: Nightfall
The first book in a new trilogy from L. J. Smith! Elena Gilbert is alive—again. When Elena sacrificed herself to save the two vampire brothers who love her—the handsome, brooding Stefan and the sleek and dangerous Damon—she was consigned to a fate beyond death. Until a powerful supernatural force pulled her back. Now Elena is not just human. She has powers and gifts that were bestowed on her in the afterlife. What’s more, her blood pulses with an overwhelming and unique force that makes her irresistible to any vampire. Stefan wants to find a way to keep Elena safe so that they can make a life together. Damon, however, is driven by an insatiable desire for power, and wants Elena to rule as his princess. When (more…)

